Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

I blush to think of her beholding my work," Verl confessed.So do we," Newel assured him. -
Brandon Mull
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Humor Quotes

I box in yellow Gox box socks. -
Dr. Seuss

Humor Quotes

I called an insurance company to get a quote. They gave me one of Oscar Wilde’s best. -
Jarod Kintz
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Humor Quotes

I can chase you, and I can catch you,but there is nothing I can do to make you mine. -
Morrissey

Humor Quotes

I can only assume," said Jace, "that mortal emotions amuse you because you have none of your own. -
Cassandra Clare
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Humor Quotes

I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are. -
Jarod Kintz