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| I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven. - | |
| Jim Butcher | |
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| I don’t think that taking off my eye patch would increase my night vision by 100%, but it would go a long way towards relieving my wedgie. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| I don’t understand how I could have believed you were a warm, affectionate, and tenderhearted person! You’re obviously as prickly as a porcupine and any man who comes close to you will end up with a face full of quills! - | |
| Colleen Houck | |
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| I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| I feel about Photoshop the way some people feel about abortion. It is appalling and a tragic reflection on the moral decay of our society…unless I need it, in which case, everybody be cool. - | |
| Tina Fey | |
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| I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones. - | |
| Jarod Kintz |