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| I am the broth of love. Make soup to me. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. - | |
| Steve Martin | |
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| I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq. - | |
| Stephen Colbert | |
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| I bet you anything that 10 times out of 10, Nicky, Vinny and Tony will beat the shit out of Todd, Kyle and Tucker. - | |
| George Carlin | |
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| I bet," said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn."Opal tapped the suggestion into a small electronic notepad on her pocket computer.Thanks for that. Now, tell me everything. - | |
| Eoin Colfer | |
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| I blew the love trumpet until my cheeks were blue. Then I paid 34 bucks for a taxicab ride home so I could admire my receding hairline in the mirror. - | |
| Jarod Kintz |