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| I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else. - | |
| G.K. Chesterton | |
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| I am not always good and noble. I am the hero of this story, but I have my off moments. - | |
| P.G. Wodehouse | |
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| I am not really breaking any rules. Charlie said I could never take another step through the door again... I came in through the window... Still, the intent was clear," said Edward. - | |
| Stephenie Meyer | |
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| I am not sure I trust you.""You can trust me with your life, My King.""But not with my wine, obviously. Give it back. - | |
| Megan Whalen Turner | |
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| I am prone to envy. It is one of my three default emotions, the others being greed and rage. I have also experienced compassion and generosity, but only fleetingly and usually while drunk, so I have little memory. - | |
| Augusten Burroughs | |
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| I am the archaeologist of love. I’m digging for the bones of a loved one I shot and buried decades ago. - | |
| Jarod Kintz |