Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. -
George Carlin
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Humor Quotes

Men are more interesting in books than they are in real life. -
Mary Ann Shaffer

Humor Quotes

Men are not nearly as evolved as women are, nor as intelligent, evidently -
Sarah MacLean
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Humor Quotes

Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either. -
Chelsea Handler

Humor Quotes

Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you. -
Janet Evanovich
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Humor Quotes

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses. -
Dorothy Parker