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| May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - | |
| George Carlin | |
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| May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall! - | |
| Aleister Crowley | |
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| Maybe it’s our bodies’ way of telling us we were meant to be. Or maybe I, like, cuddle raped him or something. - | |
| Lauren Barnholdt | |
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| Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with. - | |
| Candace Bushnell | |
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| Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we’ll be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay. - | |
| Jess C. Scott | |
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| Men are all the same, they think that because they came out of the belly of a woman they know all there is to know about women. - | |
| José Saramago |