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| Much to his annoyance, a thought popped into his mind. It was very clear and very distinct, and he had now come to recognize these thoughts for what they were. His instinct was to resist them. - | |
| Douglas Adams | |
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| My beard grows down to my toes,I never wears no clothes,I wraps my hairAround my bare,And down the road I goes. - | |
| Shel Silverstein | |
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| My birthday is on a holiday, I just have to wait until I die and they commemorate me. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| My boyfriend and I are badasses. - | |
| Nora Roberts | |
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| My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving universes. - | |
| Douglas Adams | |
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| My father sacrificed his life for our family when I was growing up. He was one of the bravest, wisest, and most unselfish goats I have ever known, and I will miss his cheese dearly. - | |
| Jarod Kintz |