Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world! -
James Dashner
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Humor Quotes

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. -
Bill Watterson

Humor Quotes

You can laugh! But people used to believe there were no such things as the Blibbering Humdinger or the Crumple-Horned Snorkack! -
J.K. Rowling
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Humor Quotes

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. -
Woody Allen

Humor Quotes

You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale. -
Jarod Kintz
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Humor Quotes

You forget, darling.I am the local psychopath. -
Kelley Armstrong