Woody Allen

Life Quotes

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it. -
Woody Allen
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Truth Quotes

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it. -
Woody Allen

Humor Quotes

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. -
Woody Allen
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Life Quotes

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser! -
Woody Allen

Humor Quotes

I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic. -
Woody Allen
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Humor Quotes

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. -
Woody Allen