Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

Whew! You two are blowing hotter air than a tornado circlin’ a volcano in Hades. -
Colleen Houck
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Humor Quotes

Whitney Houston’s cover of I Will Always Love You was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that made me cry because I associated it with absolutely no one. -
Tina Fey

Humor Quotes

Whoa. Fangs. She had fangs.She leaned in, prodded them a little. Eating with those puppies was going to take some getting used to, she thought.On impulse, she brought up her hands, turned her fingers into claws. Hissed.Cool. -
J.R. Ward
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Humor Quotes

Whoever said ignorance is bliss must have died a horrible death with a really surprised look on his face. -
Lisa Shearin

Humor Quotes

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons. -
Douglas MacArthur
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Humor Quotes

Wild!" Ron said, twiddling the replay knob on the side. "I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again... and again... and again... -
J.K. Rowling