Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. -
Jules Renard
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Humor Quotes

Written on her tombstone: "I told you I was sick. -
Erma Bombeck

Humor Quotes

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Pseudonymous Bosch
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Humor Quotes

Yes, I have tricks in my pocket, I have things up my sleeve. But I am the opposite of a stage magician. He gives you illusion that has the appearance of truth. I give you truth in the pleasant disguise of illusion. -
Tennessee Williams

Humor Quotes

You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself. -
Jarod Kintz
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Humor Quotes

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. -
Ogden Nash