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| Children make your life important. - | |
| Erma Bombeck | |
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Humor Quotes | |
| Housework can kill you if done right. - | |
| Erma Bombeck | |
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| Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. - | |
| Erma Bombeck | |
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Humor Quotes | |
| I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food - | |
| Erma Bombeck | |
Truth Quotes | |
| No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. - | |
| Erma Bombeck | |
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Humor Quotes | |
| There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - | |
| Erma Bombeck |