Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. -
P.G. Wodehouse
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Humor Quotes

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, the second half by our children. -
Clarence Darrow

Humor Quotes

The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it. -
Scott Adams
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Humor Quotes

The French have a new president, the British will soon have a new P.M., and we envy them as we endure the endless wait for this small dim man to go back to Texas and resume his life. -
Garrison Keillor

Humor Quotes

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad, For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. -
G.K. Chesterton
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Humor Quotes

The hallway was lined with numbered doors, odd numbers on one side and even numbers on the other, and large ornamental vases, too large to hold flowers and too small to hold spies. -
Lemony Snicket