Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

Takes a lot of tries before you hit perfection." He paused to reconsider that. "Well, except for my parents. They got it on the first try." (Adrian) -
Richelle Mead
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Humor Quotes

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience. -
Bill Watterson

Humor Quotes

Tasers are a one-size-fits-all paranormal butt-kicking option. Mine’s pink withrhinestones. -
Kiersten White
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Humor Quotes

Tell you what, you let me go, and I’ll ask you plenty of questions about your race. Until then, I’m slightly distracted with how this little vacation on the good ship Holy Sh*t is going to pan out for me. -Jane to V -
J.R. Ward

Humor Quotes

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell. -
Criss Jami
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Humor Quotes

Terrific. A bisexual dominant vampire with kidnapping expertise. -
J.R. Ward