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| The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity. - | |
| George Carlin | |
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| The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable. - | |
| Jasper Fforde | |
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| The dead are way more organized than the living. - | |
| China Miéville | |
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| The downside of my celebrity is that I cannot go anywhere in the world without being recognized. It is not enough for me to wear dark sunglasses and a wig. The wheelchair gives me away. - | |
| Stephen Hawking | |
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| The easiest way to get from point A to point B is with a vehicle that runs on alphabet soup. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks. - | |
| Terry Pratchett |