Jasper Fforde

Truth Quotes

Bowden Cable is the sort of honest and dependable operative that is the backbone of SpecOps. They never win commendations or medalsand the public has no knowledge of them at all. They are all worth ten of people like me. -
Jasper Fforde
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Humor Quotes

Dead. Never been that before. Not even once. -
Jasper Fforde

Humor Quotes

Death, I had discovered long ago, was available in varying flavors, and none of them particularly palatable. -
Jasper Fforde
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Death Quotes

Death, I had discovered long ago, was available in varying flavors, and none of them particularly palatable. -
Jasper Fforde

Humor Quotes

Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence. -
Jasper Fforde
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Humor Quotes

I would so hate to be a first-person character! Always on your guard, always having people read your thoughts! -
Jasper Fforde