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| Evelyn was an insomniac so when they say she died in her sleep, you have to question that. - | |
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Life Quotes | |
| I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it. - | |
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God Quotes | |
| My God, rich people have the time to praise You if they want to, but the poor people are so busy, accept their work as praise because, my God, they don’t have time for everything. - | |
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Inspirational Quotes | |
| Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known. - | |
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Love Quotes | |
| Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - | |
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Humor Quotes | |
| The French have a new president, the British will soon have a new P.M., and we envy them as we endure the endless wait for this small dim man to go back to Texas and resume his life. - | |
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