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| Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple. - | |
| George Carlin | |
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| One can only tolerate the absolute idiocy of Man for so long before bringing out the bat. - | |
| Dean Hale | |
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| One time I actually cleaned out my closet so good I ended up on the cover of Time magazine. - | |
| Ellen DeGeneres | |
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| Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages. - | |
| Terry Pratchett | |
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| Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. - | |
| Alex Levin | |
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| Other than the voices in my head, I think I’m pretty normal. - | |
| Tom Upton |