Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

People have hope because they cannot see Death standing behind them. -
Tite Kubo
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Humor Quotes

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. -
A.A. Milne

Humor Quotes

Perhaps I can stay by the fire and mend your socks and scream if I hear any strange noises. -
Kristin Cashore
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Humor Quotes

Philosophers have argued for centuries about how many angels can dance on the head of a pin, but materialists have known all along that it depends on whether they are jitterbugging or dancing cheek to cheek. -
Tom Robbins

Humor Quotes

Pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity. -
Lemony Snicket
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Humor Quotes

Please, touch me, I pray. -
Jess C. Scott