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| Poirot," I said. "I have been thinking.""An admirable exercise my friend. Continue it. - | |
| Agatha Christie | |
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| Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - | |
| Ronald Reagan | |
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| Pranks vs school= pranks win all day - | |
| Justin Bieber | |
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| Professor Kettleburn, our Care of Magical Creatures teacher, retired at the end of last year in order to enjoy more time with his remaining limbs. - | |
| J.K. Rowling | |
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| Professors of literature collect books the way a ship collects barnacles, without seeming effort. - | |
| Carolyn G. Heilbrun | |
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| Progress just means bad things happen faster. - | |
| Terry Pratchett |