Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

Normal" is just a setting on your dryer. -
Patsy Clairmont
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Humor Quotes

Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get employment for the rest of my face. -
Jarod Kintz

Humor Quotes

Nothing is so common as the desire to be remarkable. -
William Shakespeare
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Humor Quotes

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. -
Charles M. Schulz

Humor Quotes

Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that! -
Lewis Carroll
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Humor Quotes

Now," said Brandons low, cold voice. "Lets not be rude eve. -
Rachel Caine