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| When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - | |
| Rodney Dangerfield | |
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| When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific. - | |
| Lily Tomlin | |
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| When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing. - | |
| Steven Wright | |
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| When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. - | |
| Mark Twain | |
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| When in doubt, look intelligent. - | |
| Garrison Keillor | |
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| When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. - | |
| Cory Doctorow |