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| A metaphor is like a simile. - | |
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| Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. - | |
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| I had a quicksand box as a kid. I was an only child... eventually. - | |
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| I have a hobby. I have the world’s largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you’ve seen some of it. - | |
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| I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one. - | |
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| I heard that in relativity theory, space and time are the same thing. Einstein discovered this when he kept showing up three miles late for his meetings. - | |
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