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| I’m so tired... I was up all night trying to round off infinity. - | |
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| If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell. - | |
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| It doesn’t matter what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature. - | |
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| Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. - | |
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| Sorry... my mind was wandering... one time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn’t pay for. - | |
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| There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. - | |
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