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| I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. - | |
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| I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - | |
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| I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. - | |
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| When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - | |
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