Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

Just relax and breathe through your ass. -
Lewis Black
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Humor Quotes

Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed. -
Charles M. Schulz

Humor Quotes

Just wait until he figures out I shut him out of his slut hut. -
Ilona Andrews
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Humor Quotes

Kalle Fucking Blomkvist -
Stieg Larsson

Humor Quotes

Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I’ve been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I’ve said is…an understatement. -
Jeaniene Frost
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Humor Quotes

Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me.No hope, no harm; just another false alarm -
Morrissey