Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it. -
George W. Bush
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Humor Quotes

It’s fascinating. You know all these words, and they’re all English, but when you string them together into sentences, they just don’t make any sense. -
Cassandra Clare

Humor Quotes

It’s good to be here. I’m just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It’s not working out too well. -
Brian Regan
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Humor Quotes

Join us next time for Days of the Undead when Rachel learns her long lost brother is really a crown prince from outer space. -
Kim Harrison

Humor Quotes

Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun. -
Groucho Marx
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Humor Quotes

Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome. -
John Green