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| It unscrews the other way. - | |
| J.K. Rowling | |
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| It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an impromptu speech. - | |
| Mark Twain | |
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| It was one thing to snuggle a little when the world seemed about to end, and quite another to explain to her parents that she wanted to date an ancient magical horse. - | |
| Brandon Mull | |
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| It was quite impossible to describe.Here is what it looked like.It looked like a piano sounds shortly after being dropped down a well. It tasted yellow, and it felt Paisley. It smelled like the total eclipse of the moon. - | |
| Terry Pratchett | |
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| It’s a dog-eat-dog world, and I’m just a kitten. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food. - | |
| Jarod Kintz |