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| Studies have shown that an ant can carry one hundred times its own weight, but there is no known limit to the lifting power of the average tiny eighty-year-old Spanish peasant grandmother. - | |
| Terry Pratchett | |
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| Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers around their necks and a hat on their antlers. Because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot. - | |
| Ellen DeGeneres | |
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| Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all. - | |
| Jane Austen | |
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| Succotash my cocker spaniel, you fudging crevasse-hole dipshiitake! - | |
| Jonathan Safran Foer | |
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| Sullen monosyllabism, a sure sign of sleep deprivation. - | |
| Jim Butcher | |
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| Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both. - | |
| Dorothy Parker |