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| Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days. - | |
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| Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days. - | |
| Ellen DeGeneres | |
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| One time I actually cleaned out my closet so good I ended up on the cover of Time magazine. - | |
| Ellen DeGeneres | |
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| Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers around their necks and a hat on their antlers. Because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot. - | |
| Ellen DeGeneres | |
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