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| Some people try to change the world one life at a time. Others try to change the world one death at a time. And I try to change the world one bucket full of dirt at a time. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| Some things are best left a blur. Births and Visa Bills. - | |
| Sophie Kinsella | |
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| Someday is not a day of the week. - | |
| Janet Dailey | |
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| Sometimes I sit for hours just thinking, wondering what the man upstairs is trying to tell me. Yesterday I reached the conclusion that he was saying, Get me a slinky. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| Sometimes I think it is a great mistake to have matter that can think and feel. It complains so. By the same token, though, I suppose that boulders and mountains and moons could be accused of being a little too phlegmatic. - | |
| Kurt Vonnegut | |
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| Sometimes I’ll forget a utensil’s name, and I’ll say, Give me that pointy thing, as I point with my pointy finger. - | |
| Jarod Kintz |