Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

Fiction was invented the day Jonah arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale.. -
Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez
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Humor Quotes

Five syllables," Apollo said, counting them on his fingers. "That would be real bad. -
Rick Riordan

Humor Quotes

For every problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong. -
H.L. Mencken
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Humor Quotes

For Frito-Lay!" - Newel and Doren -
Brandon Mull

Humor Quotes

Forgive me if I stare, I knew you were young, but even then I was expecting someone a little more, well, more. -
Christopher Paolini
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Humor Quotes

French name, English accent, American school. Anna confused. -
Stephanie Perkins