Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. -
Will Rogers
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Humor Quotes

Even on the most solemn occasions I got away without wearing socks and hid that lack of civilization in high boots -
Albert Einstein

Humor Quotes

Every one suspects himself of at least one of the cardinal virtues, and this is mine: I am one of the few honest people that I have ever known. -
F. Scott Fitzgerald
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Humor Quotes

Every ounce of my cynicism is supported by historical precedent. -
Glen Cook

Humor Quotes

Every relationship is a tug of war, and I hope the scaffold wins. -
Bauvard
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Humor Quotes

Every time I annoy him he retreats into his No Mundanes Allowed tree house." Simon pointed at Jace. -
Cassandra Clare