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| Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - | |
| George Carlin | |
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| God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - | |
| Woody Allen | |
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| Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it. - | |
| Cassandra Clare | |
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| good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere - | |
| Helen Gurley Brown | |
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| Goodbyes, they often come in waves. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| Gossip is just a tool to distract people who have nothing better to do from feeling jealous of those few of us still remaining with noble hearts. - | |
| Anna Godbersen |