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| Dev-"Come in peace or leave in pieces - | |
| Sherrilyn Kenyon | |
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| Disagreements over money are the biggest cause of divorce."She waved her hand. "Absolutely no problem. Your money is our money. My money is my money." She wrote away."I should make you negotiate with Phoebe. - | |
| Susan Elizabeth Phillips | |
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| Doctor, if being a bitch is healthy, then I am the healthiest damn woman on the face of the earth - | |
| Augusten Burroughs | |
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| Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy! - | |
| Warren Ellis | |
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| Dude, I don’t want to talk about Lacey’s prom shoes. And I’ll tell you why: I have this thing that makes me really uninterested in prom shoes. It’s called a penis. - | |
| John Green | |
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| Each morning when I awake, I experience again a supreme pleasure: that of being Salvador Dali. - | |
| Salvador Dalí |