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| Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing. - | |
| Robert E. Howard | |
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| Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor. - | |
| Stephen Colbert | |
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| Clever is when one is crafty enough to mistake your imagination for intelligence. Smart is when one assumes they are too educated to notice the difference. - | |
| Kerry E. Wagner | |
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| Climate is what you expect, weather is what you get. - | |
| Robert A. Heinlein | |
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| Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self. - | |
| Terry Pratchett | |
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| Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. - | |
| Steve Martin |