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| Early birdOh, if you’re a bird, be an early birdAnd catch the worm for your breakfast plate.If you’re a bird, be an early bird—But if you’re a worm, sleep late. - | |
| Shel Silverstein | |
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| Easy. Peasy - | |
| P.C. Cast | |
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| Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day. - | |
| Mark Twain | |
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| Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. - | |
| Dave Barry | |
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| EH.MA.GAWD. - | |
| Lisi Harrison | |
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| Electricity is really just organized lighting - | |
| George Carlin |