Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

When jumping is the sole option, you jump, and try to make it work. -
Brandon Mull
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Humor Quotes

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. -
Bill Watterson

Humor Quotes

When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn. -
Mark Twain
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Humor Quotes

When someone tells you somebody’s been murdered, laughing is probably not the best response. You know, for future reference.But laughing is exactly what I did. -
Rachel Hawkins

Humor Quotes

When something needs to be said, you look for a man to say it. But when something needs actually to be done, you look for a woman. -
P.B. Kerr
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Humor Quotes

When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber. -
Winston Churchill