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| You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| You want sensitive and understanding, stick with the therapist.You want great,headbanging sex, get off the fucking phone and come with me. - | |
| Jennifer Crusie | |
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| You would not enjoy Nietzsche, sir. He is fundamentally unsound. - | |
| P.G. Wodehouse | |
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| You, Ms. Lane, are a menace to others! A walking, talking catastrophe in pink! - | |
| Karen Marie Moning | |
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| You’re disoriented. You just woke up. You’re in the future. You’ve been asleep for eight hours. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| You’re used to being the smartest guy in the room. Solitary confinement will do that. - | |
| Jarod Kintz |