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| When humor goes, there goes civilization. - | |
| Erma Bombeck | |
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| When I die of heart failure the next time you frighten me like that, you can put that on my gravestone —‘I didn’t mean to startle her - | |
| Patricia Briggs | |
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| When I die, I want them to bury me facedown and ass up so that the whole world can kiss my ass! - | |
| Julie Halpern | |
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| When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust. When I saw you with my clone in a dream, I saw the future. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years. - | |
| Mark Twain | |
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| When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - | |
| George Burns |