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| I visited my old haunt, but somehow without all my old friends there with me, the cemetery just wasn’t the same. - | |
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| I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - | |
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| I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married. - | |
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| I want to be a naughty pirate, because when I put on that eye patch, it barely covers my genitals. - | |
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| I want to be the first and second man to dance on the moon. No, I won’t moonwalk. But I will Cha Cha—with my clone. - | |
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| I want to end global hunger by feeding half the world’s starving people to the other half. - | |
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