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| You know you’re in love when you reach out to hold your woman’s hand, without remembering that her hands are full because you insisted she carry all the groceries out to the car. - | |
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Love Quotes | |
| You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down. - | |
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Humor Quotes | |
| You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down. - | |
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Humor Quotes | |
| You’re disoriented. You just woke up. You’re in the future. You’ve been asleep for eight hours. - | |
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Humor Quotes | |
| You’re used to being the smartest guy in the room. Solitary confinement will do that. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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