God Quotes | |
| For being so ugly, I think God should reward me handsomely. - | |
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Friendship Quotes | |
| Friends are like orgasms: you can never have too many, but just try to watch out for the fake ones. - | |
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Humor Quotes | |
| Goodbyes, they often come in waves. - | |
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Humor Quotes | |
| His name is Randy Randy. Or maybe it’s Randy Randy. I always get his first and last names mixed up. - | |
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| I am a master of logic and a powerfully convincing debater. In fact, against my better judgment, I can talk myself out of doing anything. - | |
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Love Quotes | |
| I am a slave to your love. Well, more like indentured servant. - | |
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