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| I have always loved camping, ever since I was eight, and was forcibly stuffed in a trunk and dropped off in the middle of the forest. My dad was a complex man, but I believe he was trying to show me the value of camping. - | |
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| I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. No, I’ve been feeling like my clone. - | |
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| I just recently figured out how mirrors work. Pretty cool. That guy always hungrily staring at my naked body was me! - | |
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| I keep my love in the fridge, next to my meat, because you simply can’t beat it. - | |
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| I keep my love in the fridge, next to my meat, because you simply can’t beat it. - | |
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| I like to call in sick to work at places where I’ve never held a job. Then when the manager tells me I don’t work there, I tell them I’d like to. But not today, as I’m sick. - | |
| Jarod Kintz |