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| I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are. - | |
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| I don’t think that taking off my eye patch would increase my night vision by 100%, but it would go a long way towards relieving my wedgie. - | |
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| I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle. - | |
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| I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle. - | |
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| I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones. - | |
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| I got a new car. I just need to put it together. They’re easier to steal piece by piece. - | |
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