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| I am the archaeologist of love. I’m digging for the bones of a loved one I shot and buried decades ago. - | |
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| I am the bathtub of love, but all Agatha ever wanted was a shower. - | |
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| I am the broth of love. Make soup to me. - | |
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| I am the broth of love. Make soup to me. - | |
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| I am the dinosaur of love. Specifically, I am a pterodactyl, and you are my silent p. Stay quiet woman! - | |
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| I am the Guillotine of Love, and I will never lose my head over another woman again. - | |
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