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| I’m a powerful being. I caused the night to turn into day. And I didn’t even try! I simply waited. I’ll bet I could even do it in my sleep. - | |
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| I’m always the last in love by exactly one person. - | |
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| I’m always the last in love by exactly one person. - | |
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| I’m not courageous. In fact, when I shadow box I wear boxing gloves that are outfitted with flashlights. - | |
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| I’m such an alcoholic that I go to church just for communion. - | |
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| I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears. - | |
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