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| I want to upholster the inside lining of my nostrils with leather, to have that "new car smell" all the time. - | |
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| I want to write a book called, "Bonfires and Bras," which follows around a young, braless feminist who struggles to adopt in air conditioned rooms, as her hardened nipples cause her excess embarrassment. - | |
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| I want to write a book so long that it will take the average person their whole life to read. It will be exactly the same length as the Bible. - | |
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| I want to write a poem about "Truth," "Honor," "Dignity," and whether the toilet paper should roll over or under when you pull on it. - | |
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| I want to write a song about the only girl I’ve ever loved. And the chorus will say something like, I really want to see you tonight, so I hope you leave your blinds open. - | |
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| I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral. - | |
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