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| Time is such a waste of time to think about, because the longer you ponder it, the more of it you lose. And before you know it, you don’t know it, because you are nothing but dusty worm food. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| To Do Today, 1/17/081. Sit and think2. Reach enlightenment3. Feed the cats - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| To maximize love, I try to emulate an omelet. And I’m not just saying that to sound romantic. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| To maximize love, I try to emulate an omelet. And I’m not just saying that to sound romantic. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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| To me, the perfect date consists of dinner, dancing, and sex with a girl who has no stomach or legs, but does have an overactive sex drive. - | |
| Jarod Kintz | |
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Life Quotes | |
| Two things in life are certain: uncertainty, and I’m not sure about the second thing. - | |
| Jarod Kintz |