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| The only thing I could love more than you is two of you. And I suppose three. - | |
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| The police seemed to think I killed her, which is crazy, because I loved her like a thousand drops of blood dripping down a dagger. - | |
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| The police seemed to think I killed her, which is crazy, because I loved her like a thousand drops of blood dripping down a dagger. - | |
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Humor Quotes | |
| The silence protrudes like an engorged stomach, while I ponder the thought of trying to sit on my own lap. - | |
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| This morning my girlfriend was so loud in bed that we woke up the neighbors. So I told them to roll over and go back to sleep. - | |
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Humor Quotes | |
| This morning, as I was driving to work, I mistook a big brown box on the side of the road for a deer. It was dark, and I swerved at the last second, and even though it wasn’t a deer, I still managed to nail that son of a bitch. - | |
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